WWE Divas

This is not going to be a very politically correct article, so if you are easily offended it is best that you cease reading this, now. This is actually less of an article and more of an open letter to women in pro wrestling.

You are all a bunch of worthless whores. No, I'm not a misogynist. Back in the mid-90s, the eye candy was a little more rare and there was, usually, some reason behind its presence. In ECW, we had Beulah McGillicutty, Woman, Francine, Kimona and so on. I'm talking about the classic era, from 94-96. In WWF, there was Sunny and, later on, Sable. All of these women acted as managers, valets or girlfriends to the wrestlers. They served a purpose. They were eye candy, but they also interfered in matches or provided motivation for two men to fight. By 96, the wrestling promotions learned to exploit these women, doing photo shoots in their magazines and so on. This was fine, as the internet hadn't exloded yet and a lot of adolescent males had no other way of seeing photos of hot girls. The important thing was that TV time wasn't wasted on it.

By the late 90s, this had changed. Sadly, things have remained this way for a decade. Over the years, women have been given much more TV time, usually for no purpose. Rarely are they managers, valets or girlfriends. Sometimes, they pretend to wrestle, though 90% are terrible. Often, they have no purpose at all. They perform useless skits or have dance/bikini/nightgown contests that are bereft of any substance. It has nothing to do with pro wrestling. WWE has made the problem worse with the idiotic Diva Search, as if we need to waste more time on choosing among these talentless hookers. These stupid bitches possess little or no knowledge of the business and rarely do any of them have even the slightest bit of passion for it. At best, they're just there to keep the 14 year old, acne-ravaged losers drooling and hoping for a nipple slip. This really isn't necessary, as my next point arises.

I am not a very modern person, but even I have to remind these whores that it's 2009. The internet is overflowing with pornography. Teenage boys (or just loser assholes) don't need to waste time looking at scantily-clad twats on TV when they can see a wide variety of tits and asses with a few keystrokes. Of course, then they'll begin stroking something else. And right there; that's your only use. All of you silly cunts are on TV for one reason and one reason only: you're nothing but eye candy. You're there so sexually frustrated teens can jerk off to your photo shoots or your dumbass bra and panty matches. Every single one of you is the same as the next. All interchangeable, faceless cunts. It's your ass and your titties that these fellows want to see. No one gives a fuck what you have to say or about the lame ass matches you struggle through. Naturally, WWE is not about to stop wasting time on these tramps any time soon. While it would be nice to relegate these sluts to positions as valets and so on, it's not going to happen.

Let's just end the fucking charade. Parade the stupid cunts down there, in between the matches, to flash their tits and bend over and show their asses to all the guys so they can run to the bathroom and blow a wad all over the wallpaper, before the next match. Forego the nonsensical 'wrestling matches', the comedy skits and all the other dumb shit you fucking waste our time with and just expose this for what it is. Or better yet, go ahead and just kill yourselves. No one would fucking notice.